You can take everything you think you know about White Boyz and tie it all up in a bundle and throw it out the window when it comes to German Boyz. Because everything you think you know about White Boyz doesn't apply to German Boyz. Consider this age old joke:

What is White and twelve inches long? The Answer is GERMAN.

Maybe the Human Gnome project can explain where German boyz came from and how they got to be. Or maybe some of those secret performance enhancing experiments that the East German government used to win so many Olympic medals seeped out into the general German Boy pool. But the bottom line is that German is Different. You haven't had sex until you've had sex with a German Boy (or maybe three or four German Boyz at once).

If you believe in Darwinism, then eventually ALL White Boyz in Manhattan will be German. There is no way in any survival of the fittest scenario that mutant mutt home grown White Boyz could ever win out against German Boyz.

Sell my clothes I'm going to Germany to Be a Hooker. Because,

German Boyz are like Bionic White Boyz


I once saw this German Boy top off 5 tired ass queens during his lunch hour at the Wall Street Sauna. This guy is now a rising star at American Express